Israel
Does not target civilians
It only fights its evil enemies
some unavoidable civilian injury might accidentally occur
Israel Loves Palestinian Civilians
That’s why it was established on the Palestinians’ native land
Palestine
heavily populated by its native inhabitants;
the Palestinians
And because Israel adores the Palestinian civilians
It kicked the Palestinians out of their homes and occupied the place
Surprisingly, these Palestinians became refugees.
and started, rudely, resisting the occupation
They became freedom fighters,
oops,
they became terrorists.
Peaceful Israel only fights the terrorists
Israel values civilians
But to fight terrorists, it air-strikes densely populated places
by pure chance homes get destroyed and thousands killed and injured.
Israel indeed respects civilians
It kindly turned their cities into large open-air prisons
Israel has a high regard for civilians
But to discipline the terrorists, it imposes mass punishment on the population.
Examples: cutting off water supplies, long curfews and restriction of movement
Israel does NOT target civilians
But for security, it encircles the Palestinians within a wall.
Fortuitously stealing more of the Palestinian fields and water
Israel does NOT hurt civilians
But to pinpoint terrorists it uses tank shells against heavily residential areas.
By coincidence civilians are mysteriously killed in hundreds.
Israel loves civilians
But to surgically uproot terrorism it uses one-ton-bombs against neighborhoods
Surprisingly, thousands of civilians get killed and injured.
Israel adores civilians
Israel is mad about civilians
So it uses cluster bombs on their cities and villages.
By absolute coincidence kids step on them and lose their legs and arms.
Israel worships civilians
Israel finds Palestinian civilians irresistible
thus occasionally it uses phosphorus bombs and depleted uranium bombs over Palestinian cities.
civilians get burned and radiated by pure unfortunate mistake.
Israel is keen on civilians
So, the kind Israeli soldiers face demonstrations with live ammunitions
unconsciously shooting civilians in the heads and chests.
Israel is devoted to civilians
So, as an extra special treat for its beloved occupied civilians,
it generously built hundred of illegal settlements on the occupied Palestinian lands,
stealing more of the Palestinians’ land
although Israel idolizes civilians,
many ignorant people, shamelessly and audaciously, call its leaders and soldiers child killers !
Because some how,
in a mysterious way,
in an unexplained mystifying manner,
in a weird baffling pattern,
in a strange puzzling fact,
most of Israel’s victims are kids.
But, in fact, poor Israel aches for civilians
loves civilians
is fond of them
so much fond of them
so much
so much more
loves the old
and the young
the tiny
the very tiny
lonely
in pairs
in piles
Sample Statistics of Israel’s love of Palestinian civilians
The First Palestinian uprising against Israel 1987
- Civilians killed 1489
- Militants killed 10
- 99.5% civilians
The second Palestinian uprising against Israel 2000
- Civilians killed 4860
- Militants killed 800
- 86% civilians
The Israel Lebanon War, 2006.
- Civilians killed 1200
- Militants killed 250
- 83% civilians
The Israel War on Gaza, 2009.
- Civilians killed 1400
- Militants killed 100
- 93% civilians
Simple Facts of Israel’s devotion to Palestinian civilians
Palestine is tiny, half the size of Hawaii
the occupied Palestinians are 4 million people
Israel occupies Palestine for 41 years, during this time, Israel can claim to the following achievements:
- Israel killed 19,725 civilians. That’s 5 in 1000 of the Palestinian population. Or 2,000,000 two millions civilians killed in USA population scale
- Israel injured 80,000 civilians. That’s 20 in 1000. Or 8,000,000 8 millions civilians injured in USA scale
- Israel demolished 50,000 Palestinian homes. That’s 1 in 10 of Palestinian homes. 5 million homes in USA scale
- Israel uprooted about half million olive trees. Israel is the only country in the world that uproots trees as a collective punishment
- Israel arrested 300 000 Palestinians. That is 15% of the adult Palestinian population
Israel venerates civilians
is obsessed with civilians
craves civilians
longs for civilians
desires civilians
yearns for civilians
wants them so much
covets them
is passionate about them
does NOT target them
and if these civilians get killed
it is of course the civilians’ fault.
"We can not forgive the Palestinians for forcing us to kill their children".
Golda Meir ,
Former Israeli prime minister
